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    titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

    leviswaxedass:

    dahniwitchoflight:

    leviswaxedass:

    disneydamselestelle:

    scottylubemeup:

    THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

    A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

    FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

    so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

    (source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

    HOLY SHIT WHAT

    I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

    JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

    YOU NASTY.

    #WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

    THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

    WHAT

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    kidsonthethrones:

Kids in the Hall on Game of Thrones.

    kidsonthethrones:

    Kids in the Hall on Game of Thrones.

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    dannyqhantom:

Will discovers nintendogs

    dannyqhantom:

    Will discovers nintendogs

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    isobelstevenz:

    all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

    april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

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    mrshudsonstolemytardis:

    Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

    Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

    Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

    It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

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    clannyphantom:

    logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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    merrigel:

    Look, I can grab a new set from an alternate timeline if you REALLY need ‘em back. I could even get you a bona-fide Morty, I’ve got a coupon and everything.

    Folks in the tags were talking about a crossover which would be GREAT but also the WORST you feel me??

    oh my god I ship this universe cross so hard.

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